My son works for Army intelligence in Kuwait and he says they intercepted a secret message from Al-Qaeda to all the terrorists to stop fighting because the Jihad is now over. It said that when Osama bin Laden saw that Hillary Clinton or Obama could be our next President, he died laughing. As he was rolling on the floor , he ordered his men to send out the message to Al-Qaeda to stop fighting and start making contributions to the Democrats. "Nothing could be worse for Amerika than that. Allah will be very pleased" he said. In his last official act , Osama gave his top luitennants the keys to the beach house in Yemen and declared the Jihad to be officially over. As he was being buried in Pakistan , reports said that there was a "Go Hillary" bumper sticker on the casket.
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How many times are you going to post this? Its a bit tired, although I do like the idea of the bumper sticker on the coffin.
2 :
Yeah right, there is no way in God's green Earth would you get information from your son who works Intel, about this via internet or telephone.
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oh that is funny... see we do need a Democrat in office
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It's all a clever ruse - I'm sure Osama knows that by endorsing Hillary Clinton, the Democratic party will lose credibility and the Republican Party will win for sure.
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lol, thanks for the laugh.
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that was funny. thanks for the laugh. the bumper sticker was a nice touch.
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Funny stuff. Of course Al-Qaeda would support a party that would undermine our military and the War on Terror. Democrats are more concerned with ending the war while McCain is the only one trying to win it. Good laugh.
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Amusing... though a Democrat President would be an even GREATER offense to Islam !! More likely there was an error in traslation... Al Qaeda will actually take a 2 year sabbatical: to allow the Dems to further screw the USA, to allow more agents to infiltrate from Mexico, and to permit Anti-USA feelings to simmer.
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There is no proof that Bin Laden is dead.
