My son works for Army intelligence in Kuwait and he says they intercepted a secret message from Al-Qaeda to all the terrorists to stop fighting because the Jihad is now over. It said that when Osama bin Laden saw that Hillary Clinton or Obama could be our next President, he died laughing. As he was rolling on the floor , he ordered his men to send out the message to Al-Qaeda to stop fighting and start making contributions to the Democrats. "Nothing could be worse for Amerika than that. Allah will be very pleased" he said. In his last official act , Osama gave his top luitennants the keys to the beach house in Yemen and declared the Jihad to be officially over. As he was being buried in Pakistan , reports said that there was a "Go Hillary" bumper sticker on the casket.
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Only in 100 years after McCain and Cheney have milked this thing for all they can
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my aunts in kuwait right now and do you think she gets to come home
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Get a Life! You socialist liberal Loser!
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Is that you Osama?
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hahaha, suh-weet.
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Haha very funny....tho i believe it is time to bring the troops home.
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of course we can't bring our kids home. because they want to continue the stupid damn fucking war. D: i hate it.
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so ---who gets the reward for capturing or killing him
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Hmmm...being muslim I would of thought he would of supported Obama.
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So is Hitler; shouldn't we bring our troups home from Germany? No, unfortunately we benefit from helping a region stabalize (see japan, germany, south korea) and when we don't, both countries lose (see samalia, vietnam, etc).
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you shouldn't be posting shit like this cant u get in trouble with the gov since that info is classified or are u just joking
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There is so much more work to be done in the middle east! Osama Bum Layer was just the tip of the ice burg over there. We need to send more troops over to clean up the other rif raf!!
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Well the dems certainly need his support to win, dead or alive.
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Damn, you had me going there for a minute bro. I hear you though, I'm voting for McCain.
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'luitennants' ive never seen it spelt like that before
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Reading this kinda joke, I knew McCain created this one because he tends to make lame jokes (I forgive him since he's pretty old). Be careful "A little person", McCain may denounce you once the media covers up this story.
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DEAD? don't be so sure about that i think hes in the jekuzy with bush having some good time together
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poor son your a careing father i think bush should bring our kids home
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omfg i <3 u thats friggen amazing!!!!!!!!!
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bush and cons don't care about terryist's, its all about growing lots of poppies to poison our voters and oil control
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As he was being buried in Pakistan , reports said that there was a "Go Hillary" bumper sticker on the casket. Do you know that is true! But since he is dead and they were on his casket someone (Obama) must have placed them there attempting to dis-credit Hillary Clinton - know any closet Muslims?
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I heard Hillary was there in the cave (sitting on her flack jacket) when the latest Rasmussen polling arrived and was nearly struck by a stray bullet as the Al Quaeda rank and file unloaded their clips in joy. She thought she had locked up the nomination when she annouced later that Obama was dead. Later she corrected herself and allowed she mispoke.
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If Clinton and Obama are jokes then Bush represents a 2 hour stand up comedy routine. Bin Laden is not a subject that bush supporters should be bringing up given the complete failure that the administration has experienced.
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Nice! yes they'd love her or the no back bone Obonga in office, they could come here and take this country over on bikes! Yeah, and steal Obama's followers of their tricycles...and pinch them and give them murphys....and call them real bad names like "stupid head"...and the flock would run to mommie or daddei, and need some KOOL AID fast!!!
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Yeah, sure!!!
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Can't be true. Last official poll said Terrorists for Obama running at 99%.
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Sadly there are idiots that will believe you, Even though you can't spell America among other words. That alone should get you banned from voting. You really have no respect for our millitary.
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is osama dead?
