-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The United States of America: She was born on July 4, 1776 and died in her sleep on November 4, 2008 after an extended illness. In the early years of her life, she promoted freedom, hard work, and the pursuit of happiness and less government intervention and intrusion in the lives of her inhabitants. She fought and won the American Revolution, World War I, World War II, and many other conflicts. She contracted the terminal illness of Socialism under the administration of Franklin D. Roosevelt and suffered many setbacks through the years under the care of Lyndon B. Johnson, Jimmy Carter, and William Jefferson Clinton and other socialist Democrat caretakers. Though she fought many battles with courage and fearlessness, she could not overcome the battle at home among a minority of her inhabitants who failed to possess an understanding of her life and greatness. Her disease progressed as her media was taken over by the left-wing and her Congress was taken over by Democrat socialists. Her economy failed when it merged with the world economy and America was sold out by her socialist caretakers through high taxes and an unfriendly business environment. Her health further deteriorated with an influx of illegal immigrants when her caretakers failed to secure her borders. Her last defense, the United States military, was degraded and dismantled by those who had no understanding that the best defense is a strong offense. Further deterioration of her health came when a great number of her inhabitants succumbed to the great hoax of "Global Warming." She is survived by only a few Patriots and Constitutionalists. Services for the United States of America will be held in an inauguration celebration on January 20, 2009 as Barack Hussein Obama assumes dictatorship. Active pallbearers will be the Universal Health Carists, Social Welfare Recipients, La Raza, National Education Association, America's Labor Unions, The Muslim Brotherhood, NOW, NAACP, The Brady Bunch, Southern Poverty Law Center, ACLU, The Democrat Party, The United Nations, among others. Special recognition will be given to the dishonorable Osama Bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and the entire Islamic Fundamentalist Movement. Benediction will be led by Jeremiah Wright, Al Sharpton, and Jesse Jackson. Reception will follow the service wherein plans for the North American Union will resume in preparation for merger with the Islamic World Union. Live coverage of the funeral will be directed by the Obama administration and will only be carried on the Black Entertainment Network and the Communist News Network (CNN). All other news media will be allowed coverage is they submit to the demands of the Obama Administration and "The Fairness Doctrine." Censorship and book banning will begin with The Holy Bible and The Turner Diaries. All books in America will be replaced by the Koran at the direction of the new government. America will hereafter be spelled AmeriKa. In the end, America died of self-inflicted wounds and her suicide was assisted by enemies within. THis was in a e-mail circulating around . What is your take on this question ?
Religion & Spirituality - 17 Answers
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Not a question. Reported.
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I would not call Prop 8 suicide, just a strong infection. The Supreme Court will provide antibiotics.
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Hahaha..... no.
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No as it was not 'born' in no 1776. You're mere occupiers of a land that belonged to someone else and you're still sleeping in somebody else's bed.
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Oh please. Get over your delusions. The world isn't ending. Hopefully now it will get better, now that the nutjobs are out of the Whitehouse.
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No, since the Unites States of America is alive and well and has never been better! We are now free of our cancer that we've endured for eight years! And we will be, unless we elect one of the Bush daughters as President in 20 years.
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I stopped reading after your claim that the US won WW!/WW2..............have you ever taken a history class? Are americans really taught that they swooped in and won the WW's? I find that laughable..............
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well it sure appears that's what has happened and what is happening to America . We will see how everyone feels after gas prices jump to 10 dollars a gallon by summer and whats left of our business' are all closed . When by Obama 's executive decisions are to no drilling for our own oil and no new nuclear plants and no more coal plants and when the Arab nations and China take away all of our borrowing and ask for it all to be paid back with our freedoms .
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may she rest in peace.
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No, it's just racist, conspiracy theorist retarded drivel.
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Take a breath. I know it is a shock. We had a choice between a seasoned, sensible veteran of the Senate, and New Coke. Americans wanted to punish Bush for his poor choices in Iraq. They picked a foolish way to do it. We voted in New Coke, and now will pay the price. It's not the end, just an unfortunate misstep.
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Sounds pretty close to me. You didn't mention that her illness was not helped because God had been removed from her agenda.
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i find this diatribe to be highly offensive. America has chosen the next president in the same manner it chose all the others, through voting. it is the right of every citizen able to vote to choose who they will, and if more people wanted Obama then either accept it or move out of the country. i am patriotic enough that i would not vote for someone i believed was going to "merge with islam" and my vote was for Obama. I believe he will change our country, yes, but the changes will be for the better and not be objectionable ones.
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I know that the passing of prop 8 in California, Porp 2 in Florida and Prop 102 in Arizona were a huge blow to civil liberty and the US Constitution, but America isn't dead yet. Fortunately we only have a few more months of the Bush era left. I'm confused as to why this is the R&S section though. Wouldn't it be better in politics? PS- I think you're getting things mixed up a bit (or who ever wrote this is) Sarah Palin was the one in favor of book banning.
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Another Christian with a persecution complex, your obit. doesn't say anything about Christian fundamentalists trying to subvert the Constitution by legislating their brand of morality onto everyone else- and putting a theocratic toehold in government by taking over the Republican party. Didn't think of it that way did you? I am a Republican who thinks the Religous Reight needs to be cut loose before they can do more damage to personal liberty, responsibility, and freedom. Why do you think Republicans are characterized as bigots and racists? And stop catastrophizing- Obama's administration probably won't be any worse/better than any other presidency- Our Constitutional Republic has prevailed again and the people have spoken, deal with it and quit whining about the past and put your eyes forward to the future-crying about it solves nothing and helps no one.
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Yes. May she rest in peace. I say this not because of racism, but because America has forgotten who she is and what she has always stood for. So... she dies.
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Sounds like the New World Order. However, Obama is not the Antichrist. That doesn't mean the Devil can't use him to bring harm, but God will take care of those who love Him.